So, when do they start liking girls? Because I don’t know how much longer I...
Me: What is that smell? Something smells like poop in here.Moon: I dunno. I don’t really smell anything.Me: Come here. Let me smell you. When is the last time you showered?Moon: Last night.Me: You did...
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Moon: Can I have a sleepover this weekend?Me: No. But you can have one in two weeks.Moon: Ok. Because I haven’t had a sleepover since summer.Me: That’s not true.Moon: Well, I’ve had K over twice, but I...
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The doorbell rings, I am not dressed, and Peanut yells, “Mom, there’s someone here. It looks like K.” “Well, open the door” I yell back, throwing a shirt on over my jeans. Hair wet and crazy, I...
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Me: Grandma put a check in the mail to you today for $100. You need to call her to say “Thank you” and you need to raise another $700. Moon: Do I have to? Me: Do you want to go on your class trip?...
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